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GSRLOVER34

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2009, 10:19:56 AM »
Great chapter!

Thank goodness he's alright, and Sara is right, you would think that he would know better. lol

Butterfly114

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2009, 11:14:57 AM »
I hope your friend Allie Cat is happy!! Glad Grissom is on the mend.
Great Chapter

Billyjorja

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2009, 06:09:11 AM »
Bug man attacked by a bug, classic.

Trish

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Life Is Funny
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2009, 10:02:06 AM »
Chapter 5

Gil?s doctor came in, he told Gil he wanted to keep him one more day just to make sure everything was alright.
 Then he added, ?You would have died if it were not for Mrs. Grissom.  You owe her your life.?
  Gil looked at the doctor, ?In more ways then you think.?
 The next day Gil was released after being given a clean bill of health, he had decided to take a few days off.
 When he and Sara got to the house he was attacked by his two little ones.  ?Daddy!?, Beth yelled as she came toddling to him.  She wrapped her arms around his leg.  ?Up!? she demanded.
 Sara lifted her and handed her to him, he was still a little weak.  Daniel went to his father, ?Are you ok?? he asked.
 Gil assured him he was.  He looked at Gil and laughed, ?The bug guy getting bit.?  Gil playfully slapped his bottom.
 Gil sat Beth down and went to the sofa.  He was catching up on his reading while Sara fixed lunch, Beth screamed, Gil went to her.
 She was pointing at a spider.  Painfully he picked his daughter up and comforted her.  ?It is ok, Butterfly,? he tells her.
 Daniel looks at the spider then at his sister, ?Girls!?, he says.  To his mother he says, ?All I want is boys.?  Gil looks at Sara, she just shakes her head.
 It has been two years since the spider incident, it has taken Beth that long to get over her fear of them.
 Daniel is 7 now and Beth is 3.  Shortly after Beth turned 2 Daniel got his brothers, two of them.  Sara delivered twin boys, Joel and John. 
Gil was helping clean up after the twins birthday party, he tossed a hand full of paper plates into the trash. 
He walked up behind Sara and kissed her neck, she turned to face him.  ?We will never got done doing this,? she said smiling and returning his kiss. 
?The rest can wait,? he said, ?Everyone is in bed and that is where I want us to be.?
 Sara smiled at him, ?You are a horny man.?  ?It is all your fault,? he said taking her hand and heading for their room.
 ?My fault?? she said.  ?If you were not so damn sexy I would not get so excited every time you are near me.?  Sara laughed.
 ?Some day I will be old and wrinkled,? she said.  ?You will still be beautiful to me,? he told her as he started to slowly undress her.
 His lips found hers, his hands found those special places on her body that brought them both such pleasure. 
He lay her down and let his lips explore those special sensitive places, soft moans escaped her lips. 
Gil took her to  a wave of pure pleasure, her body trembled as she found release.  From atop her he could see her beauty, he tenderly kissed her and caressed her face as his movements brought him to his point of release.
 He cradled her in his arms, she lay her head on his chest, they lay that way for a while not saying anything, just enjoying the feeling of the love they had just made.
 Gil smiled.  ?I never thought I would have a child,? he said as he kissed her forehead, ?And my beautiful Sara has given me four of them? 
Sara giggled, ?From the moment I seen you I knew you were the one, I dreamed of us being married.  I pictured you and me and Hank and maybe - if I were lucky - a child.  But five, never.?   
Gil started to close his eyes when what she had said hit him, ?FIVE??.  ?Sara,? he said.  She did not answer, she was asleep.
 ?She must have just misspoke,? he told himself.       

   

                                   

Butterfly114

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2009, 11:02:30 AM »
Five - Sara must have something to tell Grissom!!!!!!!!!!

GSRLOVER34

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2009, 12:31:21 PM »
Great chapter!

Is Sara trying to tell Grissom something?  ;) :D

Billyjorja

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2009, 05:50:38 AM »
Would like to be a fly on the wall the next morning.

Trish

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Life Is Funny
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2009, 08:20:53 AM »
Chapter 6

Gil tried to sleep but every time he closed his eyes the number 5 kept popping into his head.
  He was tempted to wake her but thought better of it, IF she was then she needed her sleep.
 ?5,? he said to himself as he started to drift off to sleep, ?5 children.?
  Suddenly his eyes popped open again, ?Good heavens what if it is twins again??  Now he knew he could not sleep.
  He eased his way out of the bed and went downstairs.  He sat on the porch, lost in thought he did not hear the door open behind him.
 ?Dad?? Daniel said.  The sound of his sons voice started him.  ?You ok?? he asked.
 ?Fine son,? Gil said, ?Just could not sleep.?
 Daniel sat on the porch step next to his father, ?Me either.?
 ?What has a 7 year old boy so upset he can?t sleep,? Gil asked him.  Daniel smiled, ?A 6 year old girl.?
 Gil laughed, ?Female problems have caused men to lose more sleep then anything else.?
  ?Do I know this 6 year old who is keeping my son awake?? he asked him.  ?It is Tina,? Daniel told him.
 Tina was Nick and Sophia?s little girl, they had married shortly after Daniel was born.  Tina was born about a week after Daniel turned one.
 ?She will not leave me alone,? Daniel said.  ?She fallows me everywhere I go and always wants to sit next to me on the bus.?
 Gil snickered, ?It would seem to me that she has a crush on you.?  Daniel looked at his father, ?She likes me?? he said his eyes wide open. 
?I think so,? Gil said, ?But I am no expert on 6 year old girls?  ?WOW!? Daniel said. 
?Is that ?WOW? good or bad?? the father asked the son.
 Daniel smiled, ?I just hope you are right.  She is like the coolest person in the world.  Well for a girl anyway.?
 He hugged his father and went back to his room.
  In their room Sara had woke up, the sudden need for a trip to the bathroom was the cause.
 She slipped on a rope to find her husband.
 Baby number 5 had come as a total surprise to her, completely unplanned.
 She had not meant to blurt it out the way she had, she was trying to think of a way to tell him. 
Sara found Gil sitting on the porch, ?I guess we need to talk.? she said as she sat next to him.
 He looked at her, ?Five??  ?Yeah, about that,? she said.
 ?I know we said we were going to stop after Joel and John, and believe me I was all for it.?  ?What happened?? Gil asked.
 Sara smiled, ?Our anniversary.? 
Gil looked puzzled then he remembered.  Mrs. Robbins had offered to keep the children so they could have the weekend to themselves.
 They had went to the beach and, as it so often happens with people in love, their night together was full of passion.
 It was that next morning that Sara remembered she had forgotten her pill the day before, they both thought that missing one pill was not that big a deal.  It turns out they both thought wrong.
 ?You would think for two semi intelligent people we would have known better,? Sara said.
 Gil put his arms around her, ?What difference will one more GRISSOM make?  Maybe you will get another little girl.? 
Sara kissed him, ?Can we get back to bed?? she asked, ?It is chilly out here.? 
Gil stood and took her hand, on their way to their room he told her about Daniel  and his ?female? problem.?   

   

                                   

GSRLOVER34

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2009, 09:08:42 AM »
Very cute and sweet chapter!

Us women have it just as bad if not worse with male problems.  :P

Billyjorja

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2009, 06:02:02 AM »
Gil is the wrong person for Daniel to go to with his "female" problem!!!!!!

Trish

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Life Is Funny
« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2009, 12:18:26 PM »
Chapter 7

The next morning Sara was fixing breakfast, Gil came in the kitchen talking on the phone, all Sara caught was - ?As soon as I can get there.?
 ?What was that all about?? she asked.  ?Catherine needs me to get there as soon as possible,? he said.
 ?Do you have time to eat?? she asked.  He nuzzled at her neck then whispered in her ear, ?I thought I ate last night.?
 Sara smiled, ?You did and it was fabulous but it was not breakfast.?  ?I could eat that 24 hours a day,? he said kissing her.  Sara just smiled.
 ?I?ll grab a cereal bar,? he said heading for the cupboard.
 Gil first picked up John, then Joel and kissed them both then sat them both back in their highchairs.
 Then he picked up Beth and kissed her, ?You three be good for Momma.?
 He looked at Daniel, ?You too.?
 Daniel had decided that at 7 he was to old to be kissed by his parents, but he still did not mind a hug. 
Of course Sara did not pay any attention to that, she still kissed him good bye when he went to wait for the bus.
 Beth was enrolled in the same pre school as Daniel had been, Warrick walked in as Gil was leaving.  ?See you in a bit,? he yelled at Grissom. 
?Your turn to run the little ones in today?? Sara asked him.
 ?Uncle Rick,? Beth said running to him.  He scooped her up in his arms, ?Yep.?  Catherine and Warrick had married also, they have a little girl, Candy, who is Beth?s age.
  ?Tell Cath I will pick up the girls today,? she told him, ?Joel and John have a doctors appointment so I will be in the area.?
 Warrick nodded his head as he walked out the door.
 Sara helped the boys down and they toddled off to the living room to play as she went about the things that needed to be done. 
She was tossing a load of clothing in the washer when she noticed something in Gil?s pocket, it was a picture taken of then when they first meant. 
Sara looked at it, ?I never dreamed,? she said out loud to no one special.
 ?Life has taken so many twists and turns since that picture was taken.?  She giggled when she remembered that back then all she wanted was to be his lover. 
?Well you are that,? she said, ?that and his wife and the mother of his children.?  Joel came running into the washroom, he grabbed Sara?s leg.  ?What is it baby?? she asked him.
 ?John fell,? he signed to his Mother.  Joel was the only one of Gil?s children that was effected with Gil?s hearing loss.
 The doctors had decided that it was sever enough for surgery, he would have his cochlear implant next month.
 Until then Gil had taught the whole family sign language so they could ?talk? to Joel.
 Sara fallowed her son, John was laying on the floor crying.   She could tell he had been jumping again from the sofa to the chair, this time he missed.
 She picked him up and cuddled him, ?You are going to be fine.?  She found the things to bandage a scrap he had on his knee.
 At the doctors visit the boys were given a clean bill of health.  ?They are in normal range for children their age,? the doctor said.  ?Of course Joel still can?t talk but we know why that is.  Out side that he is fine.?
 Sara and the doctor talked about his surgery.  ?Do you or Mr. Grissom have any questions?? he asked.  Sara said they did not, when Sara first found out she was pregnant with Daniel Gil went on line and learned everything he could.
 They both knew the chances of any of their children having hearing loss.  Gil had once told Jim that that was the only thing that made him uncertain about fathering a child.
 The children?s pediatrician and her obstetrician were in the same building so Sara had combined visits.
 The OB office had a secure area where little ones could play, Sara was grateful for that. 
 Dr. Kelly snickered as Sara told her about how she thought baby number 5 got started.
 ?My youngest got his start the same way,? she had said.
 The doctor finished her exam, Sara was right at two months, figuring back  the date of conception would have been just when Sara thought it was.
 The doctor did a sonogram, ?Grissom number 5 is showing me what it is, would Momma like to know??
 ?Yes,? Sara told her.  ?It is ONLY number 5 not number 5 and 6?? Sara asked.
 The doctor turned the screen, ?Only baby number 5, a daughter.? 
     

   

                                   

GSRLOVER34

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2009, 12:36:57 PM »
Great chapter!

So happy that Sara is getting another daughter.

Destiny062

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 07:56:38 PM »
great chapters keep them coming. and a geat story so far...

Billyjorja

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Re: Life Is Funny
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 06:06:07 AM »
Great, as usual, only one this time!!!!

Trish

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« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2009, 11:09:22 AM »
Chapter 8

Joel?s surgery was a success,  it took him no time to start to talk.  Gil laughed when Daniel said it was much quieter around the house when there was only three children talking. 
Even thought she would not admit it out loud Sara was thrilled she was having another daughter.   
?Maybe this one will be a little lady,? she had remarked to Gil, ?Beth has turned out to be such a tomboy.?   
Gil just laughed, ?Just like her Momma.?
 Sara had to smile, she did not remember much about her childhood but what she did it defiantly was not her being a ?girlly girl?.   She had often bragged that she could out run, out fight  and out do any two boys she knew. 
?And some how out of that I have the most loving, giving, caring woman in the world,? Gil said kissing her. ?Maybe there is hope for Beth yet,? she told him. 
Sara and Gil were sitting on the front porch watching the children and Hank play, they were not sure if Hank was chasing them or the other way around.
 ?Is the rest of the crew coming?? Sara asked her husband.  ?They should be here soon,? he answered.   
Gil and Sara had arraigned a cook out for Jim?s birthday.  ?I wonder what the surprise is?? Sara asked.  Gil just grined. 
 ?You know!?, she said, ?he told you what the big surprise was.?  Gil just smiled and said, ?Maybe.?  ?Maybe my foot.  You know and you have not told me?? she said playfully hitting him. 
Slowly the others arrived, Nick, Sophia - who was well into her 6th month with their second child -  and Tina.  Tina ran right to Daniel, for some reason he did not mind her being around all the time. 
?How are things?? Sara asked.  ?Great,? Sophia said, ?No problems this time.  The doctor said we are having a boy.?  ?Is it safe to plan a shower?? Sara asked.  Sophia just nodded.
 This was Sophia and Nicks fourth try, she had miscarried the other pregnancy's.  Warrick, Catherine and Candy were next to arrive fallowed by Hodges and Wendy - who were married last month, and Greg and his fiancees Sandra all came together.
 There was plenty of cake and food for everyone.  Just after they ate Greg said, ?Ok Brass, we can?t take it any longer, what is this surprise you have been talking about.  Jim looked over at Gil and Sara hit Gil, ?You do know.?
 ?Ok,? Jim said, ?The first part of the surprise is that Sophia?s promotion has gone through.?  Everyone congratulated her.
 ?The second part of it is that Annie and I got married last week when we went back to Jersey,?  Once more congratulations were passed around.  Sara looked at Gil, ?You did know.?  ?Yes,? he said, ?Jim and I talked about it a month ago.?
 Time seemed to fly for Sara, Daniel was now 8 and in the 3rd grade.  Beth is 4 and looking fordward to kindergarden, John and Joel are 3 now and will attend the same pre kindergarden that the others had. 
Sophia delivered a health baby boy, Austin James.  She was just starting her 9th month. 
She was  having some minor complications so her doctor decided to induce labor, all the tests showed that Lacy - or Ladybug if you ask dad - had matured enough.  Sara had decided to have a tubal done, she did not want anymore surprises and she was certain her body could not handle another pregnancy.
 The night before she was to go in the hospital her and Gil were sitting on the porch, ?Hon,? she said, ?I have talked it over with Dr. Kelly and we think it will be a good idea to have a tubal.?  Gil just nodded, ?What ever you both decided is fine, you know I will support your decision.?
 ?I hoped you would say that.  Here,? she handed him a pamphlet about the operation.  Gil skimed through it, he hit one page and smiled.  ?What?? she asked.
 ?It says here that instead of your sexual desire being decreased it may increase because the worry of pregnancy is no longer there,? he said showing her the page.  ?You are a horny old man,? she said kissing him.
 ?How about you come take care of this ?horny old man?,? Gil said taking her hand and heading for the house.  She giggled as she said, ?Now will be a good time to do just that.  All the little ones are sleeping and after tomorrow I will not fell like doing it for a while.? 
The next morning Gil dropped the children off at Mrs. Robbins, ?Next time you see Mommy she will have Lacy,? he told them. 
They were all excited because they all wanted to help Momma take care of Lacy.  Daniel looked at the others, ?You can?t help feed her you know.? 
?Why,? Beth asked.  ?Cause Momma is going to uses her ?you knows?  just like she did with the rest of us.? 
Gil laughed and kissed his children, ?I will come back later and take you all to see Momma.? 
It took only 3 hours for Sara to deliver Lacy, she swares the reason it did not take to long  was because they had made love last night.  Sara and Lacy stayed in the hospitale for two days. 
Their first night home Sara had gotten up in the middle of the night to nurse Lacy.  She lay her back down and went to her room, standing at the foot of the bed she could see Gil, sound asleep with Daniel on one side, Beth on the other, Joel across his chest and John across his stomach.
 Sara smiled, ?If anyone asked me what heaven looked like I would show them this.?